if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works
how the fuck do you play the mayonnaise
ask Patrick Star
in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
You go, boy.
There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.
Norway - forever the most metal country ever.
to all the larry stylinson’s shippers out there
this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites
OMFG “Yeah, Boo!” at like 2:17ish
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
i didnt mean to become an angry feminist it just sort of happened because i looked out my window and woke the fuck up y’know
That time that Catwoman angrily stomped on Captain Kirk’s foot
wait a minute… is that Gimli in the background??
It certainly is, with Mary Poppins
Ah, the nerd is strong with this post
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things